Why do we do BDay WODs anyway?
Because it’s the best present in the whole world!
Because it’s the best present in the whole world!

No other gym in Athens will promise you a double your money back guarantee if you don't like your results. In fact, health clubs know that 93% of members stop coming after 3 months. Their business model is built around your failure. We are the other end of that spectrum. At 3 months, 100% of our members are returning. Why? Because they like getting results, and you will too. Come experience real fitness.
Eat meat and vegetables, nuts and seeds, some fruit, little starch and no sugar. Keep intake to levels that will support exercise but not body fat. Practice and train major lifts: Deadlift, clean, squat, presses, C&J, and snatch. Similarly, master the basics of gymnastics: pull-ups, dips, rope climb, push-ups, sit-ups, presses to handstand, pirouettes, flips, splits, and holds. Bike, run, swim, row, etc, hard and fast. Five or six days per week mix these elements in as many combinations and patterns as creativity will allow. Routine is the enemy. Keep workouts short and intense. Regularly learn and play new sports.
I felt the love. It hurts and it causes your legs to lock up. And possibly birth defects. And a burning sensation when I…